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Joke of the Day
"What's red and orange and looks good on hippies.... Fire."
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"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"Woman from Q [NSFW] There was once a woman from Q. She filled her vagina with glue. she said with a grin, if you paid to get it in, you'll pay to get it out too."
"Im hosting a charity event tonight for people who cant reach orgasm If you can't cum let me know."
"A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. ""Long day?"" asks the bartender. ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."
"What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke? RIP post"
"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""
"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""
"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."
"I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down....."