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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."
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"Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve robots here"". The robot squints and says ""you will..."""
"If I were to ask you to dance naked for me, would your answer be the same as to this question?"
"I ran into my X the other day. Now I have to get my bicycle repaired."
"Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!"
"Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden."
"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."
"Do you know the best part about having only one eye and bad vision? LASIK is half off."
"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""
"So cats CAN'T fend for themselves for 4 weeks after all. Even though I left mini frozen pizzas, cash for emergencies and my mobile number."