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Joke of the Day

"So the local Spandex store just closed The local spandex store closed down... ... I guess they couldn't expand"

"A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The door responds, ""I'm off my hinges."""

"Hillary could be the first F----- president. I would have said female, but someone deleted the emale."

"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"

"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."

"Proof that upside-down and/or opposites world and/or country exists! Every joke, irrespective of the degree of hilarity, will get down votes! XD"

"A 3-foot long chocolate bar is ""fun size"" not a 2-inch one. I'm not afraid to be controversial."

"What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper."

"Are you an atheist, but uncomfortable with the atheist movement? Join the atheist stillness"

"What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !"