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Joke of the Day
"Yo you guys ever try hanging out with people you like who also like you? Shit's dank af"
Next Joke
"What do you call cute seeds? Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me"
"A few weeks ago my barber cut my hair too short. I didn't like how it looked at all, but now it's growing on me."
"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"
"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."
"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!"
"Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card? Cause she got a D"
"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."
"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"