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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."
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"Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself."
"What is the most commonly used phrase at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"I quit drugs, and it made everyone happy. Except for my lamp. It won't talk to me anymore."
"Undertaker: ""What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?"" Wife: ""Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."""
"What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?"
"how do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit"
"Me:""If you ever give me another gift with 'some assembly required', you're dead to us."" 6:*writing thank you card* But, um.. Me: Write it!"
"In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness."
"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."