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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."

"He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish."

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."

"Why are government buildings alike all around the world? free masonry."

"Me: Just to be safe, we should quarantine Texas and nuke it from space. CW: That seems like an overreaction to Ebola. Me: They have Ebola?"

"How many dyslexics does it change to light a take bulb?"

"What does The White House and my underwear have in common? They both contain very large black dicks that can't wait to fuck you."

"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"

"I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other day, I punched a tramp (Courtesy of Milton Jones)"