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Joke of the Day

"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."

"I know what it's like to be pulled back from death and appreciate life more since I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and it still works"

"Why did the terrorist go to Sonic? To have a Blast!"

"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."

"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."

"Cop: show us where the hamburgers are, hamburglar Hamburglar: you've got the wrong guy. I steal ham. You're thinking of hamburgerburglar"

"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."

"A friend told me I take twitter way too seriously. Don't worry, I unfollowed her."

"A little boy is having a bath with his father... The little boy asks, ""Daddy, why is your willy so much bigger than mine?"" To which the father responds ""well son, that's because I have an erection"""

"Have a friend who takes pics of her food and then goes to the restroom to delete them all. Instagramorexia Nervosa."