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Joke of the Day

"I have a big business on kids and murders. They all love my ferrets."

"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"

"I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug."

"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."

"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"

"Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? The Woomba I'll show myself out."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, its down the chimney."

"I'm looking into joining the rubber band industry after High school. I've heard from multiple people that it has quite extensive opportunities."

"Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers."

"Vagina jokes are not funny, Period"