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Joke of the Day

"What did Groot say when he had amnesia? Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)"

"New gym is great. Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now."

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"Asian keanu Asian Keanu arrives at a party Asian Keanu gets bored Asian keanu Reeves"

"What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !"

"In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it."

"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"

"I realized I've been wearing this set of earbuds in the wrong ears for over a year now. No wonder I always end up running backwards whenever I go jogging."

"If my teacher saw me staring at her from behind Then I was staring at her ass"

"How do you start a powerful woman's movement? Laxatives."