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Joke of the Day
"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."
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"[Date] Karen: ""You okay?"" Ian: ""I'm undressing you in my mind"" K: ""Okay... you look confused!"" I: ""I've never seen a bra strap like this"""
"Why do scientists love watching dog shows? They appreciate good lab skills"
"Hey thieves, ya know what's easier than avoiding rape in prison? A job."
"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."
"If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for."
"I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair"
"Uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh Me, Rap battling"
"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"
"Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is."