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Joke of the Day

"What does a snail riding on a turtles back say? WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"

"Why are shoes always tied in the ghetto? Because if not, you always be trippin nigga."

"Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done."

"A friend of mine accidentally deleted my game data and told me to calm down ...So after a nice cup of tea, i hid his body"

"Grandmother: ""So what is Skype?"" *Explains in great detail on how it works* ""So do I need a computer for it?"" ""I JUST...how's your cat?"""

"I really want to drive private or hired cars. But I don't have anything to chauffeur it."

"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."

"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."

"So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day"