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Joke of the Day
"Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"
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"What do you say to a midget that is a hooker? You must be this tall to ride."
"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."
"You had me at let's get divorced."
"Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes? Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty. Server: Huh? Me: No boys. Server: Huh? Me: No thanks."
"What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers? The Samsung Note 7"
"A pirate walks into a bar... He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks: ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate reply's: ""ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"""
"Does this extra layer of cream cheese icing make my bundt look big?"
"How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he wishes it was two."