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Joke of the Day

"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."

"How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? They are both up to something."

"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."

"Jesus goes to a palm reader And she nailed it! Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears."

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke! Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"Limbaugh is leaving the US because of Health Care Reform? Well good luck finding a country with indoor plumbing but no socialized medicine!"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover? See you next month"

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy."

"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"