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Joke of the Day
"You know what I don't get? Laid."
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"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."
"Do you know what the hardest part of rollerblading is? Telling your father you are gay."
"How do you keep a homosexual in suspense... ...ill tell you later."
"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."
"How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches"
"Push to Add Drama"
"If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that sh*t."
"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."
"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."