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Joke of the Day

"What's the healthiest cuisine? Vitaminese food."

"Dead Babies I hate it when I'm driving out of my garage and my next door neighbour's son stands on my way and I run over him by accident and I have to bury him in my backyard. #FuckGrammar"

"I had an asthma attack while walking to work today... Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me."

"What were Jeffery Dahmer's last words when confronted about social awkwardness leading to his crimes? ""If you can't eat them, boil them."""

"What's a duck's favorite drug ? Quack"

"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."

"This is gonna be misinterpreted, but I've been sitting on hard wood for an hour and my ass is killing me"

"I was trying to get my PC to run faster... So I painted it black but now it won't turn on"

"50 SHADES ADMISSION 82% of women have admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey with one hand"

"Why were screams coming from the kitchen? The cook was beating the eggs."