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"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
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"TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."
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"I was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na"
"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"
"What do you call the hair between grandma's breasts? Her pussy."
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
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"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."
"Me: ""I need a home improvement loan."" Banker: ""What will you be using the money for?"" Me: ""A divorce lawyer."""