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Joke of the Day
"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."
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"German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power."
"Life's a piano and I'm wearing boxing gloves"
"Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A: His ghoul friend."
"Losing my virginity was alot like performing a heart transplant operation. Someone had to die for it to happen."
"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."
"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."
"A man is buying an apple, a banana, and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""
"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."
"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."