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Joke of the Day
"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend is really loud during sex. I don't know why, she knows nobody is coming to help her."
"What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever"
"Me: Gonna go see Gym. Friend: You mean go to the gym? Me: No, Gym is Geoff's brother."
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"A woman swore her real name was May June I said ""July"" and walked away."
"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."
"mom did you say we had four bouillon cubes or four billion cubes"
"What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone."
"What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth? A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans"