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Joke of the Day

"I drive the speed limit when I play street racing games. I don't win but I have many moral victories and countless virtual pedestrian fans."

"Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter 'Penelope Scotland Disick'. In a related story, Scotland intends to change name of country ASAP."

"Sometimes, I like to drink and play guitar..."

"It might be hard for your audience to link them together. Coming up with Zelda jokes can be difucult, but you shouldn't try to force it."

"What's a ego maniac's favorite candy? Air heads"

"My great grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off his gaurd post."

"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"

"Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica."