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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica."

"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"

"Just like Jesus I can walk on water, if it's cold enough."

"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."

"What do you call Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"

"What do you call a nursing bear? A titty bear."

"Brain cancer from cell phones is no longer considered a risk because who holds their phone up to their head anymore?"

"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."

"Today on ""Dora the Explorer"", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol."