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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica."
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"Instagram is down! I'm freaking out! What are you people eating? How are your pets? What the hell is happening???"
"Buy one annoying person, get two free! - In-laws"
"Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans? They take all the green cards"
"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"
"Hard to take the guy who made my sandwich seriously as an ""artisan"" when he seems so unperturbed by the way I rape his art"
"Supermom! Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH??? *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* ""deaf bitch"" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"
"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."
"There's a German shepherd next door who keeps burying under my fence and shitting in the flower bed His dog is just as bad"
"The guy that takes a picture for girls at a club never gets laid."