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Joke of the Day

"It might be hard for your audience to link them together. Coming up with Zelda jokes can be difucult, but you shouldn't try to force it."

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"How do you get your partner to give you head? Put them in a guillotine."
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"
"I'd be calmer defusing a bomb after four Red Bulls than watching someone else use my laptop."
"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."
"What's green and german? Snotzis."
"My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day. I waved her off and said ""Nah 'ma stay."""
"Guess what Chicken butt"
"What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong."