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Joke of the Day

"Heard this one at work today I called out order number 404 Guy comes up and says ""I thought I would never find it!"""

"[kids party] ""This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"" Dad no ""That's.."" Please no dad ""..Inflation for you"" *kids start crying*"

"I'm trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28"

"Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."

"What is the difference between a Cat fish and a lawyer? One is a shit eating bottom sucker. The other one is a fish..."

"Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March."

"Just clicked on an ad that said ""Free Albums Here"" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus."

"It was Jose's first day on the job... he introduced himself to his American co-workers: ""I'm jose"" They replied: ""if you're hose-a, where's hose-b and hose-c?"""

"What's the difference between an angry man and a gay arab? An angry man shakes a fist..."

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"