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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and never comes inside? Patty O'Furniture."
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"When I see 18 wheelers carrying something covered with a tarp, I just assume that it's an injured Transformer."
"You scream, we all scream, I apologize for entering the womens bathroom."
"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."
"A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."
"My kids tell me I drink too much. It's funny they don't make the connection."
"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""
"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."
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