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Joke of the Day

"Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed? Because white people have work in the morning."

"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""

"A man dedicated his life to tying bits of string together. Unfortunately, it was all for knot."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work."

"I set my password as 14 days. What did the computer say? too weak."

"How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."

"My companies biggest customer is the state of Missouri. I guess it's safe to say Missouri loves my company."

"Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? A: It was closed."

"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"

"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"