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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that new dating app for serial killers? It's called Skinder"
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"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."
"In 7 seasons I've never seen a single motherfucker on Top Chef wash their hands."
"I just enlisted my kids into the Navy. Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"They told me I had type A blood... But it was a Type O"
"My father always told me ""The way to a woman's heart is... ""...through her left breast."""
"Until you can't kill a spider with an e-book, Print media will live."
"What paper product speaks really quickly? Wrapping paper."
"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"