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Joke of the Day
"In 7 seasons I've never seen a single motherfucker on Top Chef wash their hands."
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"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary Is the amount of time you waste browsing Reddit, loser."
"A good girl bends at the knees... A great girl bends at the hip."
"You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble... ...he was a mutton for punishment."
"Cinco De Mayo Cinco De Ketchup Cinco De Mustard Cinco De Siracha Cinco De Ranch Dressing"
"If attacked by a mob of clowns... Go for the juggler."
"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."
"Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds."
"I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don't know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible."
"News Headline: ""Nasa finds crack in Space Shuttle"" Well its got to get pretty boring up there on those long space flights."