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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."
"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."
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"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes harmonica."
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
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"I self medicate, therefore you live."