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Joke of the Day

"What paper product speaks really quickly? Wrapping paper."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."

"Pick a card, any card. No, not that one. Not that one, either."

"How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait"

"If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be? Stop hitting yourself."

"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"

"If there was someone selling drugs in this place... .... Weed know."

"If I had no emotions, I don't know how I'd feel about it."

"The next Fast and the Furious should just be two hours of a guy doing steroids inside of a Nissan Cube."

"Quitting the gym because it's easier, quicker and cheaper to simply invite my friends over for dinner every day and make them fatter than me"