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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate. He asked for a taco."

"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."

"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"

"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""

"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."

"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."

"You know, gas prices really aren't that bad when you consider that you're essentially buying dinosaurs in liquid form."

"Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing"

"Listen kids, money's tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say 'thank you' and not complain about the lubricant."

"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."