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Joke of the Day
"I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating And I was like OMG"
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"Many ravens are called a congress... Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder. Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?"
"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""
"My doctor wouldn't examine me when I said I was having hearing problems... He just said it was ear relevant"
":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."
"What do you call an Indian bloke in a submarine? Mandeep."
"What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour"
"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""
"My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!"