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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock (Me -Knock knock) (You-Whos there) (Me-Dew) (You-Drew who) (Me-Drew pecock) Say it fast ^"

"Not all men are stupid... Some are still single."

"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."

"What do amputees and cricket have in common? Stumps"

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, But it's also terrible."

"As the head emerged from my wife's vagina, one of the doctors turned to me. He said, ""Are you excited?"" ""Of course,"" I replied. ""I haven't seen my Action Man in ages!"""

"A fellow pupil asks little Johnny -Johnny how do you know when your sister has the period? -Umm, it's when daddy's weener tastes of poo!"

"How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki."

"You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic]."

"Drugs are a crazy thing What did jerry Garcia say to Bob weir when they ran out of drugs? Man this music sucks!"