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Joke of the Day
"""You are what you eat"" [Eats a confident person] Now we wait..."
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"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"
"My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new Swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story"
"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""
"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"
"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I'm terribly sorry. I suffer from colon cancer."
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout..."
"""911, what's your emerg-"" ""The women at work have synced their uteri and it's Hell"" ""Sir uteri is not plural for ute-"" ""TAMPI EVERYWHERE"""
"Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import."
"Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere."