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Joke of the Day
"""You are what you eat"" [Eats a confident person] Now we wait..."
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"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""
"What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows"
"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver"
"A man had to visit a hospital after inserting five toy horses up his anus... ... the doctors described his condition as stable."
"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."
"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""
"Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy? Allahu snackbar!"
"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months"