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Joke of the Day

"World's scariest martial art is Mexican Judo. Judo know if I got a gun, judo know if I got a knife."

"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."

"I've been smuggling transvestites across the Mexican border. It's not easy being a drag mule."

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."

"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"

"Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist."

"""Had an ant farm once."" ""Them fuckers didn't grow shit."""

"A blind guy walks into a bar *thud*"

"Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened."

"If a red man lives in a red house, a blue man lives in a blue house..... a green man lives in a green house. Then who lives in the white house? A black man"