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Joke of the Day

"Mom: When I was your age I never had sex Me: Mom, I'm 32 Mom: Exactly"

"I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub When I showed up to the party, there was only Juan."

"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."

"PERSON: I'm exhausted! ME: Me too! What'd you do? PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You? ME: I talked to like 4 people."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass. [Edit] my uncle just told me this"

"What's the difference between my dick and my jokes? My girlfriend never laughs at my jokes"

"When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress"

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"

"A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin."

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."