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Joke of the Day

"An American soldier talks with a Russian soldier A-We get the equivalent of 3000 calories per day. R-Impossible! No man can eat 60 pounds of potatoes in one day!"

"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"

"Watching a documentary is the leading cause of being unbearable in conversations for a week."

"Buying a parachute at a yard sale The sign says ""$5. Only used once. Never opened."""

"Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story."

"It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader."

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"

"Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!"

"Women: Can't live with 'em... ...Can't live with 'em."

"A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it."