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Joke of the Day

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."

"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."

"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."

"Hey dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather."

"What do you call a dentist gunfighter? Clean Teathstwood."

"What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted."

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do he laughs"

"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

"[ten seconds into tv interview where my identity is being protected] camera guy: don't try to disguise your own voice, let the machine do it"