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Joke of the Day

"Hey dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather."

"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."

"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."

"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"

"My doctor says I'm not eating a balanced diet...that's absurd. I eat as many cookies with my left hand as I do with my right!"

"I heard /r/Jokes likes pizza jokes.. Nevermind, it's too cheesy."

"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."

"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."

"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."

"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"