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Joke of the Day
"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."
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"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"
"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun. They still suck."
"But were you called ""dream wife"" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see."
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"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."