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Joke of the Day
"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"
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"Why do record collectors have bad sex lives? They're always complaining about the 10"" they don't have."
"Everyday is a good day to walk through the forest, The fact that im dragging a dead body is completely irrelevant"
"I can help anyone quit smoking by spraying them with hair spray as they light their cigarette."
"A woman is good for 70 things. Cooking and 69."
"An old man told me this old joke: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store? ""Hello, ladies"""
"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"
"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"
"Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right."
"Personal Trainer- So how have you been cutting your carbs? Me-Mostly with a bread knife or a pizza slicer"