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Joke of the Day

"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."

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"Did you hear about the cannibal in the colosseum? He was gladiator."
"What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter? Hot Cross Bunnies!"
"Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related"
"Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes"
"I hate going to the dentist, he is always like ""did you eat Oreos before you came in?"" and ""you are still eating Oreos, I can see you"""
"God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China."
"What do lesbians like best about sex? Tastes great...less filling....TASTES GREAT!!! LESS FILLING!!!"
"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"
"December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve."
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