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Joke of the Day

"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."

"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"

"What would you call a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback? The 45 cent show"

"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"

"Me: so I'm delusional? Doctor: yes. Me: and you're a delusion? Doctor: yes. Me: I want a second opinion. Pink Dragon: you're delusional."

"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ? -Both of them can sniff ""the goods"" but no one can touch !"

"What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or Shiite."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"

"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"