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Joke of the Day

"Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East? Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East."

"You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance."

"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"

"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a cock down a throat."

"What's long, black and doesn't work? The unemployment line."

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."

"I ran into my X the other day. Now I have to get my bicycle repaired."

"What do you call four condoms who play music together? A rubber band."

"The lead singer of Dead Or Alive has died. Guess that answers *that* question."