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Joke of the Day

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"Never let the CIA install your government. Too much spyware."

"I have to pee every hour, on the hour. ...it's like cockwork"

"I have emotional constipation I haven't given a shit in years!"

"Humans first started practicing circumcision over 15,000 years ago. There were a lot less complaints once they mastered it."

"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."

"what's it called when a duck farfs? A butt quack. Hahahahha I'm funny ..."

"I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo"

"I tried to think of a good music joke But that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"My roommate and I don't get along. It's because I'm a cat person and she's a bitch."