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Joke of the Day
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""why the long face?"""
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"Worst part of my old job was drug screenings. Had to tell a guy he was pregnant. Lesson: don't use your girlfriend's urine for testing."
"Almost done with my peanut butter & jelly sandwich and I now notice the bread is covered in mold, If you need me I'll be bathing in bleach."
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"".... He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"How does the mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight."
"Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks"
"The best part of vacation is not having to brush your teeth!"
"Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision... CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU"
"If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday. First time posting, please be gentle."
"What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!"