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Joke of the Day
"You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter."
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"""Hunnnnhgh! Oh Jesus God! Aarrgh! - Carl Faberge, laying one of his famous eggs"
"Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"
"I saw a documentary about beavers... It was the best dam program I've seen in a while"
"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."
"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common? They're both a pan o' Tony."
"STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children"