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Joke of the Day
"You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter."
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"I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long. That's OK. I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
"If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?"
"Did you know the inventor of the vibrator heard voices saying... ""If you build it, they will come."""
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs? me: im trying to tell you"
"Lottery- Gilbert Gottfried A man comes home to his wife and says ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" She says ""What should I pack?"" He says ""I don't care just pack and get the fuck out!"""
"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."
"Do you want to hear a joke about suicide? So there was this girl."
"What did the 40 yr old bassoonist tell the proctologist? You need to examine my butt soon."