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Joke of the Day

"STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children"

"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."

"What did the number do when it divided from its companion? Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"Did you hear about the coroner who always was early for his shift? He could not wait to get to work and crack open a cold one."

"I have sixth sense, I see stupid people."

"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""Do you serve food here?"" The bartender replies, ""No."" So the ham sandwich walks out."

"Boss: Hey, you feel like working overtime? *Leaps into garbage compactor*"