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Joke of the Day
"STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children"
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"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."
"What nipple did the UFO crash land on? Areola 51"
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!"
"What do you do if you see a fireman? You put it out, man!"
"Go to a suburban neighborhood, find the meanest mom with the biggest glass of white wine, and bring her to negotiate your new car purchase."
"Everyone has been in the Navy at least once. We all started out as a seaman"
"Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5? It's very refreshing"
"What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? ""Who said talk is cheap?"""