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Joke of the Day
"""Hunnnnhgh! Oh Jesus God! Aarrgh! - Carl Faberge, laying one of his famous eggs"
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"What's the difference between a politician and a tiger? One of them is a big puss"
"African swimmer"
"Jesus walks into a bar ""Just 12 waters please"", while winking at his disciples."
"Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju"
"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."
"Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations."
"My angry wife left me after she said "".. eat shit and die! "" And all I said was: ""So dinner is ready?""."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."
"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"