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Joke of the Day
"Why did mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
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"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"
"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"
"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"
"I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins. just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone."
"The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Manti's girlfriend walk into a bar... Rimshot!"
"How do you know when a joke has gone too far? It's elected President."
"Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I'm already here..... -Men"
"I'm gonna start a company where I drive people around to haunted places. It'll be called Ghost Bus Tours"
"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"