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Joke of the Day

"Off to the DMV. Time for new license pic. Gonna be really drunk for it. If i ever get pulled over the cop will think i always look like that"

"But laughing at you Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"A German Dad Joke So, because St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow I asked my dad (who is German) if Germans have any day like St. Patrick's Day. His said, ""Yes, it's called October."""

"I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat."

"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying"

"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One's a bottom-dwelling, muck-sucker and the other is a fish."

"What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett have in common? They both had Kurds in their way!"

"How Many Feminists Does it Take to Change a Light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change a thing."

"Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up? Because of his cowlick."