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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."
Next Joke
"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."
"Do you know why they don't have 13th floors on most buildings? Apparently it's because most buildings aren't that tall. No, no that's fine I can show myself out . . ."
"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."
"What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? Spag-yeti."
"I crashed my family's car I've always wanted to see how a Mercedes-Benz."
"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"
"The police came to my door to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. The fuck they are, I said. My dogs don't even have bikes."
"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"