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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."
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"Why did the sailboat start exercising? It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!"
"co-pilot: ""ask in a way that won't panic everyone"" pilot: ""ok"" [via intercom] ""is there a fireman on the plane?"""
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who always lose their train of thought"
"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""
"Why are some jokes so funny? -Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny? -It must be the punchline"
"What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it."
"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""
"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."
"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"