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Joke of the Day
"You know what I love about cafeterias? Everything they serve is an entree. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"
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"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."
"Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road? because... chicken.lel"
"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"""911 what's your emergency?"" MY WIFE IS BEATING MY KIDS! ""Okay. I'll send the police"" *hangs up. OH CRAP I FORGOT TO SAY ""AT MARIOKART"""
"Why did the stand-up comedian get such bad reviews? He was sitting."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between acne and a priest ? Acne waits until you're 14 to come all over your face"
"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."
"I just want to wear futuristic clothes & run up to people, ask them what year it is and the date and run away screaming ""There's still time"""
"I used the word ""procreate"" at work today... ... and a pregnant girl asked me what it meant."