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Joke of the Day

"Pot could probably use one more name... how about wizard parsley?"

"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"

"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"

"The lights at JayZ's house weren't working, so he called me to fix it. Now he's got 99 problems but the switch ain't one."

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a convicted felon and it is clear that prison life wasn't easy on him. It doesn't help that Six is, naturally, a little timid."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."

"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."

"How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?"

"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer..."